The Rules of Cute

Because in my world SHORT=CUTE!!

Cute Girls Are:
1. Petite (under 5’4 and usually height/weight proportionate)
2. Sweet (no over the top temper tantrums, but we will freak out when we see something we really like. We also tend to say “aww” a lot.)
3. Fashionable (okay, most of us look silly in super sexy clothes. Something about a skimpy bandage dress doesn’t translate when you’re 5’1. We make up for this by getting away with styles our taller friends could never get away with. We usually have to reinvent styles to suit us, which makes us pretty fashion forward. We also get to shop in the kid’s section, which means we can get clothes for much cheaper and don’t have to break the bank.)
4. Great best friends (we’re small, so we’re pretty easy to beat up which makes us very non-threatening. Most people see us as adorable (even guys), so we aren’t direct competition for guys who prefer average height or tall girls.)
5. Travel sized (we’d be incredibly easy to smuggle out of the country as we can fit into small places.)
6. Adorable (no explanation needed)
7. Everywhere. So come say hi, okay?

Cute Girls Don’t:
1. Overeat (small bodies, small appetites, small portions)
2. Fight (we’re too little and too easily overpowered to win any, so we don’t start any either.)
3. Swear (Okay, maybe some do, but I’m really trying to cut back on how much I swear, so I’ll put this rule on here to motivate me.)
4. Like it when you pat them on the head like a dog. (Seriously, it’s annoying.)
5. Overindulge (Candy, cakes and all the like is something we either don’t eat or eat every once in a while. Eat too much candy and that height/weight proportionate thing goes right out the window.)

Will be adding to this list over time.

Bye for now, sweets.<3